momectomy

The act of removing an over grown man child from his over bearing Mom.

Guy 1: "Yo did you know Dave still lives at home with his Mom. She makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf."

Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"

momectomy by Innate October 26, 2013

bruh momentomundo

When your retarded friend says or does something retarded, that is completely unrelated to the conversation or situation to the point where you feel embarrassed being in a call with them.

When bruh moment is not special enough.

friend: they just got sent to the moon
you: they just had a bruh momentomundo

bruh momentomundo by epic gamer boy momentomundo April 24, 2021

manectomy

When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.

The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.

My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.

manectomy by The Salad February 26, 2010

momsectomy 

When you mother catches you having sex under age and cuts off your penis to prevent you from procreating.

I would love to have sex with you, unfortunately when I was 14 my mother caught me having sex and gave me a momsectomy. This is why i look like an action figure.

momsectomy by Bohlmyster August 3, 2012

Msectomy 

When a relatively backward or "traditional" gender roled spouse divorces a particularly empowered female spouse. Generally considered good by each party to the divorce, but with lingering bitterness from the left behind former partner of the Ms.

The gender opposite of misterectomy.
misterectomy - When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning for her.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

Ole Billy Bob is drinking at the ice house tonight, he had a Msectomy in court today.

Msectomy by paradigmtourist May 30, 2006