Guy 1: "Yo did you know Dave still lives at home with his Mom. She makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf."
Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"
Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"
by Innate October 26, 2013
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When bruh moment is not special enough.
When bruh moment is not special enough.
by epic gamer boy momentomundo April 24, 2021
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When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.
The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.
My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.
My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.
by The Salad February 26, 2010
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I would love to have sex with you, unfortunately when I was 14 my mother caught me having sex and gave me a momsectomy. This is why i look like an action figure.
by Bohlmyster August 3, 2012
Get the momsectomy mug.When a relatively backward or "traditional" gender roled spouse divorces a particularly empowered female spouse. Generally considered good by each party to the divorce, but with lingering bitterness from the left behind former partner of the Ms.
The gender opposite of misterectomy.
misterectomy - When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning for her.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.
The gender opposite of misterectomy.
misterectomy - When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning for her.
Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.
by paradigmtourist May 30, 2006
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