momdry

Laundry only your mom can do.

A highly sought after trait, directly bestowed upon a female as soon as she births a child.

'Hey Mom, how do I wash this?'
'Just give it here, its momdry, you'll ruin it'

by veercat March 5, 2014

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Momdrunk

The type of drunk moms get when they haven't been out in a grip. The level of intoxication that occurs after being out for the first time after childbirth.

"Holy shit Megan is Momdrunk, she's dancing on tables and letting people do body shots off of her postpartum body" drunk moms single clubbing

by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015

momery

remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.

I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.

by Slerak December 3, 2013

Momry

n. the endearing nick-name for the mother of Kerry Berry.

The name tattooed on Kerry Berry's arm.

"Kerry?", "Yes Momry?". "I love you Kerry!", "I love you Momry!"

by Johanna Ziebell October 30, 2011

Momday

A Momday is an atrocious, awful, dreadful, lousy, rough, sad, garbage, disheveled, messy, made me wonder why I had kids, kind of a day.

I've had to microwave the same cup of coffee 9 times because one kid is covered in poop and the other is having a meltdown because her toy won't stand up by itself. Just another Momday.

by GearedUpForMomdays May 19, 2019

Momrry

Harry styles as a mom

person 1: omg did you see that outfit harry was wearing

person2: I know it was totally momrry
person 1: totally

by momrry_lover January 25, 2022