Washed up. Capabilities remnant to a younger, better self.
by LilFrinkle July 11, 2019
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Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.
I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.
by Rose Navenport October 11, 2013
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When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.
by MerceReekers June 29, 2011
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A code invented by me used to represent the cutting of oneself. (Detergent would be whatever you used to do the cutting)
"My friend Chelsey told me I didn't deserve my boyfriend, Brandon. That night I did the laundry 16 times and Christine took my detergent."
by Emily...again May 14, 2004
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Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
by Dave_1983 December 19, 2005
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A dubious chore that most college students love to finish.

Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.

In general can be used for any type of hook up.
Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.
by RVA403 October 16, 2010
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The only thing that should be separated by color.
Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.
by Intelligence001 July 30, 2016
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