mom'd 

when your mom pops up in a thread on a social network (facebook for instance) and puts in her two cents, often in a righteous, motherly tone.

I posted on facebook about how much of a pimp I am. Then my mom posted that I better be using protection, and treating women with respect. I got mom'd.

mom'd by mark earl August 18, 2011

mom’d 

When someone that’s not your mom treats you like they are your mom

The art teacher just mom’d me. She yelled at me and took care of me like she was my mom.

mom’d by cheergurl2 April 20, 2018

Soccer Mom'd

A more severe version of owned. Being Soccer Mom'd is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.

Person A: Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Person B: Your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother whored you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. Your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to Mrs. Butterworth's residue in your ass from that morning's "work".
Onlooker: SOCCER MOM'D!

Soccer Mom'd by Dave McLaughlin June 16, 2004

soccer mom'd

Being owned or pwned to the point of no return.

"STFU COCKSHIT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU HAVE OVER 200 POSTS IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS. YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC, EVEN FOR YOUR AGE. WHAT PART OF "MISETINGS IS FOR ADULTS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, KID? HERE'S THE DEAL: I'M GOING TO STUFF MY RAINBOW-COLORED COCK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND RUPTURE YOUR PREPUBSCENT PROSTRATE, ENSURING THAT ONCE YOU HIT PUBERTY, MASTURBATION WILL BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STEALING THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE AT SEXUAL SATISFACTION. ONCE I'VE NUTTED IN YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THE REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL GLAND. YOU WILL LIKE IT. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL KNEE YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU VOMIT IT BACK UP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WE CAN REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOUR STOMACH BURSTS AND YOU SLOWLY DIE. THEN I WILL DON MY SOMBRERO AND DO A MEXICAN TAP DANCE ON YOUR MINUTE SCROTUM." -

A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com

soccer mom'd by DerangedHermit June 19, 2004

soccer mom'd

The act of a driver of a vehicle (usually a soccer mom) putting their right arm out in front of the passenger while braking suddenly or turning suddenly to prevent the passenger from moving forward (because the seat belt is not enough.) This word was most recently used in the MTV series, Teen Wolf.

While driving

Passenger: Turn left!

Driver: (turns left abruptly while sticking out right arm in front of passenger)

OMG sorry I totally just soccer mom'd you.

soccer mom'd by swimma4life June 30, 2011

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D 

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D by Luigi One June 4, 2021

Mom Dance 

To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.

As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.

Mom Dance by Dand902 September 25, 2010