Mollesting 

Derived from the words "Moll", and "Molest" - Being molested is doing something that you don't want to, but must do because of social/commitment reasons. You are doing it against your will to be a good person.

Mollesting is knowingly doing the above to someone.

I was drunk and said i would go out to dinner with sharon, i want to cancel now... but people will call me a dick, i guess i'm being mollested

Simon said that he would go to dinner with me when he was pissed the other night, cant wait to be mollesting

Mollesting by bigwillyp April 11, 2013

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.

Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"

Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

mollering 

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.

messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.

mollering by cody kory February 9, 2005

mallesting 

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

mallesting by Lance P. August 18, 2007

Molusting 

When there is a PDA. Someone kisses, or compliments, or hold hands it counts as molustation. When shown, or you've seen an act of lust, you have been molusted.

Girl: Oh, David, I love you!
Boy: Oh Madi, I love you too!
Passing bystander: EW! MOLUSTING IS DISGUSTING!

Molusting by randomchica123 January 18, 2011

molestigate 

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005