Mollesturbation 

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

Mollesturbation by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

molesterbation 

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008

molesturbation 

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010

molesturbation 

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

molesturbation by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009

moylesturbating 

Bragging / self proclaiming the importance of the work being undertaken by oneself, without endorsement by others. commonly coinciding with a whiff of bullshit.

"The important work I've got going on in the background is going to take a few hours overtime to finish"
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."

moylesturbating by chromal June 5, 2023