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The supreme deity of all secret society satanists. Being devoted to Molech is committing evil, just so you can.

I can admit the conspiracy to normal people and never be tried for it. They will just think you’re joking. Or crazy. Or both.
I’m a blood-drinking Molech worshipper. I’m the Devil in disguise.
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make a mountain out of a molehill 

To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.
You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

moleshit 

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

Molehilled 

The state of an online forum thread which has been locked by an administratior or moderator on the basis that the subject matter is too trivial to warrant further discussion. Typically a concluding post is made by the moderator to the effect that the discussion to date has made a "mountain out of a molehill" before the thread is locked for further discussion. Threads tending towards criticism of the moderator's organisation may sometimes be pre-emptively molehilled to avoid further negativity to propagate.
Poster1: Hey, respond to my post about Germaine Greer's new book!
Poster2: I can't. It's been molehilled.

Moderator: This is going nowhere. Molehilled.
Molehilled by Captain_Balls November 6, 2008
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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