The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (
2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any
time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good
luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit
ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers
will wanna
clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at
16 and
tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead
ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy
"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said
Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
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oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said
Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse
"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom