mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

mokey-butt by TankGuy April 28, 2003

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monkey butt

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

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when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

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Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

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an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

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When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

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