mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

by TankGuy April 28, 2003

monkey butt

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

by mista_g October 28, 2005

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010

Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007