moeckeling

The subtle art of leaving your beer cans and cigarette butts in places other than the trash or fire pit.

Oops, I Moeckeled....missed the fire pit, too drunk to pick it up. Everyone is so drunk that they keep moeckeling.

moeckeling by Tragirl August 11, 2023

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

Merkeling by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

mickeling

when you come out of a pool or body of water and slick your hair back. named after the model Meridith Mickelson because when you mickel you look like a model.

oh my god do you see that girls she looks so much hotter well she's mickeling

yeah your so right

mickeling by do you even go here December 29, 2017

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

merkeling by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

meckling 

A mixture of dried cum and underwear lint that sticks to the tip of the penis and causes multiple urine streams. Also can be used to describe an annoying or foolish person.

"Sorry about the mess in your bathroom, I had a meckling on the end of my mushroom tip."

"I can't believe that meckling played dubstep on the jukebox!"

meckling by dumpdweller July 22, 2012

Mockling 

To mock someone's turtle.

also

the act of mocking while tickling

also

the act of mocking cockles and bushels, alive, alive-o.

STOP MOCKLING ME!!!

Mockling by D C Skillz and Benny Geeeeeeee December 9, 2008

Merkeling

'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.

It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.

Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.

1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!

2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!

3) MERKEL!!!

4) PUTIN!!!

5) TRUMP

Merkeling by Xatoric August 2, 2018