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meckling 

A mixture of dried cum and underwear lint that sticks to the tip of the penis and causes multiple urine streams. Also can be used to describe an annoying or foolish person.
"Sorry about the mess in your bathroom, I had a meckling on the end of my mushroom tip."

"I can't believe that meckling played dubstep on the jukebox!"
meckling by dumpdweller July 22, 2012
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meakling 

A meakling is a derogatory term for a person who is weak in character and meek in appearance and action. Meaklings reveal themselves when they fail to take action in times of emergency or injustice
He was a pathetic sheep of the herd. As a meakling, he did nothing when action or moral voice was required.
meakling by Rickety Splitz January 28, 2021

Mockling 

To mock someone's turtle.

also

the act of mocking while tickling

also

the act of mocking cockles and bushels, alive, alive-o.
STOP MOCKLING ME!!!

Muckling 

Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...
Damn did you see Scott he was so drunk he was muckling with another guy at the bar.
Muckling by Jeremy September 8, 2004

meeklings 

1) the last remnants of weed from the bag. The ones you wish there were more of. The sad last pile you look at, and gather with your thumb.

2) green pixie dust.

3) marijuana
No man. I'm just looking at the meeklings. It's all that's left. Need more.
meeklings by mr.freshsqueeze November 27, 2011
A person who displays meek, or pathetic, characteristics.
Rob hasn't made it to work today due to snow. What meekling.
Meekling by derradler May 8, 2018
n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

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Romney is not a meekling.
meekling by gnostic3 February 7, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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