Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

Merkeling by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

merkeling by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

Merkeling

'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.

It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.

Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.

1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!

2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!

3) MERKEL!!!

4) PUTIN!!!

5) TRUMP

Merkeling by Xatoric August 2, 2018

Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!

The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.

Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018

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I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.

Affiliate Marketing by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

Markling 

Transparent social climbing resulting in collective disdain

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.

Markling by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

Marketing 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition

See Above for the example

Marketing by Murray State September 23, 2004