(n.)1. a system widely used in Europe to keep certain substances from touching the ground, floor, etc... As of 2009, has not crossed the pond to the United States.
(n.)2. a device able to modulate at low levels consisting of plastic (static free), paper like products (including post-it notes, legal paper, computer paper etc...) in a box or circular form. Used mainly to keep long, flowing objects in place (garland, tinsel, etc...).
1). Five different Italian families are believed to have invented the system know as the "modulator valve."
2.) "Wow", said Jane, "that modulator valve keeps the tinsel from hanging down and tree looks so much more beautiful."
In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.
'My Illudium Q-36Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'
Marvin the Martian's weapon after 2000 years of work to destroy the Earth because it blocks his view of Venus, in Hareway to the Stars with Bugs Bunny. It is often misspelt "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator".
The Illudium PU-36Explosive Space Modulator...that creature has stolen the Space Modulator!?! Delays, delays.
A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.
Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."
Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.
In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.
Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.