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modulator valve

(n.)1. a system widely used in Europe to keep certain substances from touching the ground, floor, etc... As of 2009, has not crossed the pond to the United States.
(n.)2. a device able to modulate at low levels consisting of plastic (static free), paper like products (including post-it notes, legal paper, computer paper etc...) in a box or circular form. Used mainly to keep long, flowing objects in place (garland, tinsel, etc...).
1). Five different Italian families are believed to have invented the system know as the "modulator valve."

2.) "Wow", said Jane, "that modulator valve keeps the tinsel from hanging down and tree looks so much more beautiful."
modulator valve by tttech guy7 December 3, 2010

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.
'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator 

Marvin the Martian's weapon after 2000 years of work to destroy the Earth because it blocks his view of Venus, in Hareway to the Stars with Bugs Bunny. It is often misspelt "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator".
The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator...that creature has stolen the Space Modulator!?! Delays, delays.

Moderating Nazi 

A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.
Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
Moderating Nazi by hippy September 18, 2004

thigh-mulating 

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.
In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.
thigh-mulating by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010

Corn Modulator 

A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.
Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?

Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.