modernarity 

The description for when something is so cool and modern, you need to make up a word to describe it.

The modernarity of the car was enough to make Perseus fall backwards.

modernarity by Phase57 May 29, 2016

modernartzi 

a person who believes modern art should be burned

man: i'm off to see the tracey emin piece called "everyone i ever slept with" i've heard it's stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it's the biggest pile of rubbish i've ever seen, it's fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you've seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don't need to

modernartzi by billy1221235 November 7, 2011

Modernicity 

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood

Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.

Modernicity by Noj77 August 11, 2010

modernity 

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.

Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity

modernity by MAAD February 11, 2014

Abletonistic Modernity 

Abletonistic Modernity: n., pl., -ties.

The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.

Newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, Abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.

Abletonistic Modernity by averyco July 9, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022