mnyes

Word used to casually poopoo or discredit someone's embellished, exagerated claims.

Guy full of hot air: "...and then I reeled in this 6 foot long salmon single-handedly while fighting off that drunken pirate with the other hand!"

Bored incredulous guy: "Mnyes."

mnyes by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005

Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.

I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Lee Mayes Theory by LEEEEEE. MAAMYYYEESSSS October 1, 2020

Myesha 

One of the kindest people you'll ever meet, they go through a lot of hardships but never show it. Being brave, helpful, and they will always support you. Once you get to know them, they're really kind and wonderful. Acknowledgment will always be given.

Myesha: Wow your dress looks so cool!
Person 2: Thanks!
Myesha: Fortnite Sucks!

Myesha by oofa loofa bing bong November 21, 2019

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

E-mnesia 

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.

I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.

E-mnesia by esau kessler February 28, 2009

mayesmoney 

The currency used to pay off a lost bet. Most commonly the result of two Mayes family members disagreeing on a fact with neither of them willing to accept the possibility of being wrong.

After realizing that he was wrong about the birth parents of Johnny Czerbek, Mick paid his lost bet to Tim in Mayesmoney.

Because Dave thought there was no way in hell Matt would actually win the wrestling tournament before he made the bet, Matt was paid in Mayesmoney after his win.

mayesmoney by mayesman May 23, 2014

Myeshia 

A very intelligent African-American women who deserves to be cherished and respected in every way possible.

Myeshia's so smart man, she got straight A's

Myeshia by Inspiring June 30, 2009