mngadi 

A mngadi is a creature who looks like or is ET. If found offer your phone so he may call home.

If you know of someone with the surname mngadi, check him out.

mngadi by Gcmotors October 18, 2017

Megadik 

The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!

*Subject: The real truth on penis enlargement is our new product!
Body: Have you ever heard this, "God! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel sad? Don't let them choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation! "Oh! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?

*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
Body: It's not a secret, that hotties revere gigantic schlongs.If you still cannot boast of having a big one, this wonderful pill will quickly improve it.

Megadik by spamerhater July 27, 2010

Mogadishu 

The capital of Somalia. Since 1991, when Somalia's government collapsed, it has been the center of intense warfare that continues to this day. In, 1993, when a US-led UN coalition tried to stabilize Somalia, 19 Americans died in a battle in what was later known as 'Black Hawk Down'. Since 2006, Ethiopian troops have had a presence in Mogadishu.

-So what's it like?

-What's what like?

-Mogadishu, the fighting.

Mogadishu by Chicken Soda September 30, 2008

Mogadishu 

The Somali capital that is the hardest 'hood in the world - BY A MILE!

Black American kid: Hey nigga tell me how's your 'hood!? My city Detroit is so bad! Niggaz getting shot everyday! We's definitely the hardest hood in America!

Somalian kid: You tell me! I come from Mogadishu in Somalia, where there's gun and rpg fire 24/7 and corpses are everywhere! You could not throw a stone without hitting one!

Mogadishu by Most Hardest Nigga January 10, 2011

Mogadishu 

Almost a ghost city now, but once used to be the pearl of the Indian Ocean.
Biggest city and the capital of Somalia.
socores of American soldiers were killed and dragged on its streets in 1993, and now stinky Ethio mothafucka'z are gettin' hell and bein beaten up there.

" Eva been to Mogadishu, mate?"
"Nuh, but I'd love to."
" I'm missin it like hell, man, it's ma hood "

Mogadishu by leftie007 July 7, 2008

Mugadie 

Cute, unborn creature which the sex is yet to be determined

The mugadie's favorite Mami ji is sooooo obvious.

Mugadie by rkg123 January 18, 2010

megadildos 

What conservative radio and television talk-show hosts get from people who are NOT their fans.

I called up the talk show host on the air and gave him megadildos.

megadildos by Gilgamesh Hairy Carnivora October 7, 2010