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The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!
*Subject: The real truth on penis enlargement is our new product!
Body: Have you ever heard this, "God! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel sad? Don't let them choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation! "Oh! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?

*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
Body: It's not a secret, that hotties revere gigantic schlongs.If you still cannot boast of having a big one, this wonderful pill will quickly improve it.
Megadik by spamerhater July 27, 2010
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megadildos 

What conservative radio and television talk-show hosts get from people who are NOT their fans.
I called up the talk show host on the air and gave him megadildos.
MegaDik makes your penis bigger than ever. All girls will dig it, believe me, my penis got way way bigger when I used it. Rofllllllllll
No man would be happy to hear from his girlfriend in the bedroom "Oh, it's so small!" However, if you're dreading to this, don't lose hope! MegaDik gives you an occasion which you surely don't want to miss out on!
MegaDik by Parker M. December 25, 2007

megadick 

Dude I bet kaeya has a megadick!
megadick by xen6969 October 19, 2021

megadick 

big willy
wow dude youve got a megadick
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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