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The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!
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*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
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by spamerhater July 27, 2010
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by Parker M. November 24, 2007
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