mlurphcing

The act of being online in a collaboration app (ie Teams, Discord) from your phone instead of on a computer.

I saw you mlurphcing this afternoon. Don't tell me you didn't see the latest post.

I hate when you mlurphce for the daily stand up meeting. You know your phone's mic is trash.

by SkrzZ July 7, 2022

murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

by En_are June 25, 2008

Murphing

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.

Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!

by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015

murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003