Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the
men'
s department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'
m aksing you."
Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?
Guy: "Where the shoes at?"
Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."
Guy:"Aight"
Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."