A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.
"So, what's your favorite hobby?"
A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.
"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.
"5155 likes, and only 1100 views? How does that work?"
A Japanese word meaning "wave train," that causes the water to retreat on several occasions back into the ocean and striking again with an unrelenting force of liquid terror. Why? Because mother nature is a bitch.
"Look mommy, all the water disappeared! Instead of being responsible and running away like the rest of the people, why don't we go walk out onto the beach? Surely nothing bad will happen like a Tsunami!"
The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?
"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"
Coming up with creative ways to commit suicide for exiting this world so that way the rest of us can have a good topic to talk about for five minutes.
"Did you know that when the guy jumped off that bridge he did a back flip dressed as Ezio?"
"Well clearly he missed the haystack; he was obviously doing it for Style Points."
A really expensive card game which varies on the fact that you may or may not get extremely good cards for the amount you pay for, commonly bought by wealthy gamers who are actually getting somewhere with their life.
"Anyone want to play some Magic?"
"I can't, I'm broke."