Definitions by HellsingDMC
Babysitting
The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.
"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."
Babysitting by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Blizzard
A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.
"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
Blizzard by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Youtube
The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.
Youtube by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Murder
Murder by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Magic
A really expensive card game which varies on the fact that you may or may not get extremely good cards for the amount you pay for, commonly bought by wealthy gamers who are actually getting somewhere with their life.
Magic by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Tsunami
A Japanese word meaning "wave train," that causes the water to retreat on several occasions back into the ocean and striking again with an unrelenting force of liquid terror. Why? Because mother nature is a bitch.
"Look mommy, all the water disappeared! Instead of being responsible and running away like the rest of the people, why don't we go walk out onto the beach? Surely nothing bad will happen like a Tsunami!"
Tsunami by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Marriage
The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?
Marriage by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014