HellsingDMC's definitions

Children

The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.

"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

Blizzard

A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.

"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"

"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Youtube

The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.

"5155 likes, and only 1100 views? How does that work?"

"Youtube."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Tsunami

A Japanese word meaning "wave train," that causes the water to retreat on several occasions back into the ocean and striking again with an unrelenting force of liquid terror. Why? Because mother nature is a bitch.

"Look mommy, all the water disappeared! Instead of being responsible and running away like the rest of the people, why don't we go walk out onto the beach? Surely nothing bad will happen like a Tsunami!"

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Babysitting

The art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on eBay for the low, low price of $19.95.

"Babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Magic

A really expensive card game which varies on the fact that you may or may not get extremely good cards for the amount you pay for, commonly bought by wealthy gamers who are actually getting somewhere with their life.

"Anyone want to play some Magic?"

"I can't, I'm broke."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Murder

A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.

"So, what's your favorite hobby?"

"Murder."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014