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Kaoru Mitoma 

The coolest footballer of the modern era. He was born in japan, and moved to England to make a career in the premier league. He plays for Brighton an hove Albion FC, and is by far the coolest and handsomest man on the team. He is bff of bundesliga player Ao Tanaka.
Guy 1: Did you see Kaoru Mitoma’s goal against Arsenal?

Guy 2: Yeah mate it was awesome!
Kaoru Mitoma by Number1MitomaFan January 7, 2023
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Oliver a youtuber with 10k subs also known as a wet yute that is a skid and he is bookey

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Mithian aka Oliver is a yute
mithian by Scxr September 17, 2018
Mito (abriviation for Mitoman) is actually in French which means liar or lie
Leo said that I sat in front in the bus this morning I sreamed "Mitoman" because that was mot true
mitoman by ZAMFAM. Officially September 15, 2020
a girl who is unique in many ways, who may be shy and quiet but once has found true people will open up and be silly
she was so quiet now shes so loud, omg shes such a mitzia
mitzia by pliessss like duh July 8, 2009

Mitopause 

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!
Mitopause by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019
Mitia is the most kind person ever, if you don't know her you might think that she is mean but instead if you take the time to know her, you will find someone funny, loyal.
she's gorgeous but do not know it, she will never cheat on you if you are her lover or her friend
take care of her she's also sensitive but hide it behind humour, we all live you remember you are loved
mitia looks nice todays in her new dress
mitia by colindalaska November 21, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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