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Kaoru Mitoma
The coolest footballer of the modern era. He was born in japan, and moved to England to make a career in the premier league. He plays for Brighton an hove Albion FC, and is by far the coolest and handsomest man on the team. He is bff of bundesliga player Ao Tanaka.
Kaoru Mitoma by Number1MitomaFan January 7, 2023
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mitoia • mitia • mithian • Mitiana • mitoman • Mitopause • mitzia • Kaoru Mitoma • dmitria • Mi Tian Gong
mitoman
mitoman by ZAMFAM. Officially September 15, 2020
mitzia
a girl who is unique in many ways, who may be shy and quiet but once has found true people will open up and be silly
mitzia by pliessss like duh July 8, 2009
Mitopause
Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.
Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
mitia
Mitia is the most kind person ever, if you don't know her you might think that she is mean but instead if you take the time to know her, you will find someone funny, loyal.
she's gorgeous but do not know it, she will never cheat on you if you are her lover or her friend
take care of her she's also sensitive but hide it behind humour, we all live you remember you are loved
she's gorgeous but do not know it, she will never cheat on you if you are her lover or her friend
take care of her she's also sensitive but hide it behind humour, we all live you remember you are loved
mitia by colindalaska November 21, 2021
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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