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Kaoru Mitoma 

The coolest footballer of the modern era. He was born in japan, and moved to England to make a career in the premier league. He plays for Brighton an hove Albion FC, and is by far the coolest and handsomest man on the team. He is bff of bundesliga player Ao Tanaka.
Guy 1: Did you see Kaoru Mitoma’s goal against Arsenal?

Guy 2: Yeah mate it was awesome!
Kaoru Mitoma by Number1MitomaFan January 7, 2023
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Oliver a youtuber with 10k subs also known as a wet yute that is a skid and he is bookey

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Mithian aka Oliver is a yute
mithian by Scxr September 17, 2018
Mito (abriviation for Mitoman) is actually in French which means liar or lie
Leo said that I sat in front in the bus this morning I sreamed "Mitoman" because that was mot true
mitoman by ZAMFAM. Officially September 15, 2020
a girl who is unique in many ways, who may be shy and quiet but once has found true people will open up and be silly
she was so quiet now shes so loud, omg shes such a mitzia
mitzia by pliessss like duh July 8, 2009

Mitopause 

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!
Mitopause by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019
Mitia is the most kind person ever, if you don't know her you might think that she is mean but instead if you take the time to know her, you will find someone funny, loyal.
she's gorgeous but do not know it, she will never cheat on you if you are her lover or her friend
take care of her she's also sensitive but hide it behind humour, we all live you remember you are loved
mitia looks nice todays in her new dress
mitia by colindalaska November 21, 2021