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large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities
Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.
mities by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007
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Bro, his mities are huge.
Mities by Thefax69 November 5, 2018
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Sweat mites 

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch
Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites
Sweat mites by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

Meth Mites 

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
Meth mites are not real, go to sleep
Meth Mites by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.
Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.
A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.
What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.
Mitzies by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

marshmallow maties 

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes
marshmallow maties by lauren March 23, 2004
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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