Mitzies 

A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.

What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.

Mitzies by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

Mitzie 

The girl-next door whose laugh just brightens any mood and warms your heart. A true optimist though she can get very blue when it comes to love. She truly gives her whole heart to her significant other, her family, and her friends. She is always seeking ways to help people. She’s smart and funny, considers herself a sexy nerd, likes laughing, the outdoors, and loves animals. A wonderful cook who likes to experiment with new creations to share with friends and colleagues. She doesn't know how to cook for just two, but instead always cooks for an army. Lucky friends. She loves to dance in the rain, cozy up by a warm fire, or play in the ocean waves. Nature calms her.

You have such a Mitzie heart. You really outdid yourself with your kindness.

She was so glad that she had a Mitzie outlook on life...she could bounce back from anything.

Mitzie by luvinhubby January 6, 2011

Midzies 

what you say when squeezing between two people.

If a couple is making you sick to your stomach because of PDA jump inbetween them and call midzies.

Midzies by jessysayz May 3, 2010

mitties 

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

mitties by Ned December 7, 2003

mitties 

plain and simple... man titties.

My english teacher gots some mitties.

mitties by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties 

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;

“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021

Tedium Mitties

In between 'Tall Smitties' (small titties) and 'Tig Bitties' (big titties) - switch the 'T' and the 'M' around and you have 'Medium Titties'

Guy 1: "Man, check out that G - she got some nice Tedium Mitties there!"

Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"

Tedium Mitties by Knightime June 10, 2010