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no titles 

A partner that you are sexually active with but is not considered your boyfriend / girlfriend. This role allows you to freely talk to other potential candidates, while this individual satisfies your immediate needs. This zone is usually kept a secrete. Sidenigga piece of meast

Definition 2. You want no ties, no relevance with an individual.
Matt Barnes manifested his desire for Rihanna, but she advised she doesn't want no titles.

I think your a cool person and we have fun together at night but I don't want no titles.
no titles by Boojie Brown October 20, 2015

demolition won the tag titles 

A response to something said that is already known to a number of people.
Person 1: "Amanda had to quit college because her grades sucked."

Person 2: "Oh really? By the way, Demolition lost the tag titles."

Sexual Royalty Titles 

A sexual royal fetish that dukes, marquesses, earls, viscounts, barons, kings, duchesses, marchionesses, countesses, viscountesses, baronesses, and queens do.
*moans* oh fuck I love sexual royalty titles!
Sexual Royalty Titles by ladyfzesimp February 28, 2022

Zombie Math Titles 

Out-of-print math titles whose covers, contents, or creators the present generation could still remember, because when they were students, teachers, or parents, these wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly books had positively impacted their mathematical learning or teaching, which were unsurprisingly bestsellers of their day.
Singapore’s zombie math titles of yesteryear like Fabian Ng’s “Process Skills in Problem Solving,” Dr Y H Leong’s “Challenging Problems in Mathematics,” and K C Yan’s “Mathematical Quickies & Trickies” had not only differentiated themselves from the sea of canned drill-and-kill titles, but they have since become an integral part of the local math education culture.
Zombie Math Titles by Fasters February 5, 2022

Curse of the Division Titles 

Curse given to the Atlanta Braves because they only win division titles. They have gone to 13 straight postseasons and won 1 World Series...
When will the curse of the division titles end?

Jester of titles 

A person dislikes or hates the names he was given at birth so makes fun of all of them they will even abbreviation to ensure that they don't li,e or can't stand them.
Man that's funny your a real jester of titles.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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