mities

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007

Mities

Like tities but man titles

Bro, his mities are huge.

by Thefax69 November 5, 2018

Sweat mites

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

Meth Mites

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Mitzies

A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.

What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.

by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004