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The Miter 

In Australian English, the lowest possible criteria, score, or grade required to be reached so as to achieve a Participation certificate or 'On Average' grade esp. in an exam setting or when referring to a specific goal or commitment (what Americans would probably refer to as a "C" grade).

It probably derives from the misheard, rural Australian phrase: "might-a swung at it" (meaning "did it, but didn't do it well") which is already a corruption of the phrase "Micah hung (at) it" referring to the unfortunate, and now much forgotten, Hanging Roo Gala held by the 13th premier of the Jervis Bay Territory in 1877.
"Unfortunately, ScoMo Abbr. Scott Morrison- former prime minister of Australia need only to barely scrape past the Miter for his promises on reducing house prices for Australian homeowners to the public for his Coalition to reward him with a thunderous round of applause" - 'The Australian' (National Newspaper) 16th of April 2019
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The Miter Box 

a Miter box is a guide in wich you slide your man tool through.
You are bangin your girl from behind and you proceed to use her ass as if it where a Miter box until you blow your load on her back, Hense the term The Miter box
The Miter Box by djd1 May 17, 2006

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.
Summertime means not using the heater meter.
heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Friggen Huar Mier 

noun: for when some really special kid repetitively runs their mouth without thought during math because they have special needs. Also can be generally applied to anyone when you need them to STFU without the teacher smashing you from behind. Typically the first user of this word is the superior special forces operator at the table.
Example 1: STFU Friggen Huar Mier, I'm friggen trying to do fuggin work!

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.
Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

odi u tri picke materine 

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.
"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."