Mistletaint

Mistletaint
Kissing some on their taint during the Christmas holiday season.

After a few glasses of eggnog you go down on someone and kiss their mistletaint. Eggnog not required.

by bainezodr June 9, 2022

Mystletainn

One of the best holy weapons from fire emblem: Genealogy of the holy war. Can be used only by people with major Hezul holy blood, with the only in-game characters being Eldigan and Ares. It gives +10 resistance and a whopping +20 skill, and has 30 might, along with the skill Critical. Apparently some Chunnibyou named Owain or something tried to find it later in time.

Wait, so Ares comes with Mystletainn?! Mwhahahaha! Criticals! Criticals everywhere!

by BirchTheTree January 17, 2017

mistletoing

Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.

"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"

The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates

On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.

Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.

by weMasconi December 19, 2011

mistleturnt

The state of being extremely merry during the Christmas season

I can't wait to get Mistleturnt at church tonight!!

by Mistleturnt November 6, 2014