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Mistletoe
Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017
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baltimore mistletoe
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
baltimore mistletoe by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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mistletoehoe by Jason O. January 7, 2008
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mistledoeing by georgeoct December 27, 2013
Mistletoe
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mistletoe and wine
Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
mistletoe and wine by benjyh December 14, 2010
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