As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah
Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.
"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"
The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates
On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.
Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.