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mistle-hoe 

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A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.
Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!
mistle-hoe by LoriGold January 8, 2009

Mistletoe

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Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.
Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

baltimore mistletoe 

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When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

mistletoehoe 

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someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe
"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"
mistletoehoe by Jason O. January 7, 2008

mistledoeing 

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When a cam girl (or any other person) plays with their dildo while listening to christmas carols.
Ttyna was mistledoeing while performing her shows on Christmas day
mistledoeing by georgeoct December 27, 2013

Mistletoe

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a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Mistletoe by sitri December 29, 2006
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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