mistleblow

A special variety of mistletoe that entails giving a blowjob

"that dumb bitch didn't know what to do when i took her under the mistleblow"

by tomRossDubya January 7, 2008

Missleblower

A gullible person that would rather choke on Trump's cock than realize that he is a terrible President.

That Missleblower actually thinks Trump is the best president ever and wont be impeached

by SpasticSarcastic November 4, 2019

Mistlebro

When a straight male encounters another straight male, usually a friend, under the mistletoe and non-sexually kisses them in line with the Christmas tradition.

"Did you hear? John and Tom TOTALLY mistlebro'd at the Christmas party. It wasn't gay, though."

by Ger-many December 15, 2014

mistletowed

The act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.

You walk into the foyer of a friend's house for a Christmas party and are hating everything about Christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- hell yes- Christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny bitch ass got mistletowed!

by elfmaster December 16, 2009

mistletow

Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.

I originally met Tiffany last December when she gave me a huge luscious "lips-to-lips" under da mistletow.

by QuacksO December 18, 2025