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mistletowed

The act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.
You walk into the foyer of a friend's house for a Christmas party and are hating everything about Christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- hell yes- Christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny bitch ass got mistletowed!
by elfmaster December 16, 2009
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Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.
by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017
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baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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mistletoehoe

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe
"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"
by Jason O. January 7, 2008
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Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
by sitri December 29, 2006
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mistletoe and wine

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.
by benjyh December 14, 2010
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mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.
by X3 time December 1, 2011
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