The act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.
You walk into the foyer of a friend's house for a Christmas party and are hating everything about Christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- hell yes- Christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny bitch ass got mistletowed!
by elfmaster December 16, 2009
Get the mistletowed mug.Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
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"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
by benjyh December 14, 2010
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often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
by X3 time December 1, 2011
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