Definitions by SpasticSarcastic

Davey Dukes

Really short shorts but instead of women wearing them men wear them

Did you see that guy in the club last night wearing those Davey Dukes?

Davey Dukes by SpasticSarcastic February 1, 2021

Covidiot 

Someone that refuses to wear a mask and denies that Covid is dangerous or even that it is different from the flu.

Im not going out in public without my mask. To many Covidiots out there.

Covidiot by SpasticSarcastic June 27, 2020

beat bama 

To jerk off.

I haven't had sex in forever. I might need to go beat bama.

beat bama by SpasticSarcastic November 9, 2019

troll food 

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond

I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.

troll food by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

M&M 

When someone from the burbs goes to the ghetto and acts hard and like they know what it's like to live there but the other people know that this person is a fake

This M&M went to the ghetto last night acting all hard and shit and got his ass kicked

M&M by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

eat the poo poo 

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.

Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.

eat the poo poo by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

situationship 

When your in relationship because of your situation

He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay

situationship by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019