mistletow
Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.
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Mistletoe
Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017
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baltimore mistletoe
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
baltimore mistletoe by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
mistletoehoe
mistletoehoe by Jason O. January 7, 2008
Middletown Middle School
Middletown Middle School is a school that has a lot of tea. The Messiest People always know everything. Where white people try to act black. Where every Girl has messed with the same guy. Where the MOST FIGHTS HAPPEN. Where everybody know everybody. Where People associate in there own group.
Middletown Middle School by therealmiddie October 3, 2019
mistledoeing
mistledoeing by georgeoct December 27, 2013
Middletown High School North
On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
Middletown High School North by just some kid that goes to North February 13, 2008
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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