missmister 

A woman who appears very masculine

Did you see the mustache on that chick? It was huge!
Yeah she's a real missmister

missmister by Pie Tree Plant May 8, 2013

Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.

Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

Missinterhear by iloveonionsoupandcroutons September 25, 2010

Mismister (Msmr.) 

an unmarried man. Mismister is to mister as miss is to Mrs. it is used as a way for others to determine the relationship status of a man without actually asking anything more than their name.

woman: excuse me but I'm new around here and i was just wondering if you could show me around.
man: oh of course i'd be glad to. my names John Kandel.
woman: is that mister Kandel or Mismister (Msmr.) Kandel?

Mismister (Msmr.) by nworbj December 2, 2009

missinterest 

When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.

Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*

Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.

missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020

MissAster 

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

MissAster by Clicksmama January 11, 2015

missbitter 

1)noun: an asian girl in melbourne who enjoys fingering her anus live on webcams, much to the delight of irc users.
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers

VERB: i miss bitter'd the bitch!

missbitter by Eddie January 3, 2004

missbitter 

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc

for an example message missbiter on irc

missbitter by Jono January 4, 2004