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missmister by Pie Tree Plant May 8, 2013
Words you can keep
Missinterhear
Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.
Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.
Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.
Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??
Missinterhear by iloveonionsoupandcroutons September 25, 2010
Related Words
Mismister (Msmr.)
an unmarried man. Mismister is to mister as miss is to Mrs. it is used as a way for others to determine the relationship status of a man without actually asking anything more than their name.
woman: excuse me but I'm new around here and i was just wondering if you could show me around.
man: oh of course i'd be glad to. my names John Kandel.
woman: is that mister Kandel or Mismister (Msmr.) Kandel?
man: oh of course i'd be glad to. my names John Kandel.
woman: is that mister Kandel or Mismister (Msmr.) Kandel?
Mismister (Msmr.) by nworbj December 2, 2009
missinterest
When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.
Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*
Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*
Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020
MissAster
Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.
MissAster by Clicksmama January 11, 2015
missbitter
1)noun: an asian girl in melbourne who enjoys fingering her anus live on webcams, much to the delight of irc users.
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers
missbitter by Eddie January 3, 2004
missbitter
miss - a single female, not married, not wanted
bitter - sour, ugly, see evil
missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc
bitter - sour, ugly, see evil
missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc
missbitter by Jono January 4, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026