misket

my cat.

but actually is a god.

I wish I had a cat like that...
Misket is truly a god.

by madelinegray726 September 5, 2017

skeply misket

If one would make a mistake so theoretically simple but at the same time so extraordinarily difficult, thus creating a paradox forcing people to wonder how such a thing could happen to them.

I mad a skeply misket

by TheSkeplyMisketer September 17, 2019

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Christopher George Miske

A 50 Year Man With The Smallest PP That Looks at 12 Year Old Girls.

He Is Looking At Her Ass, He must be a Christopher George Miske

by Zoe420 March 4, 2022

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009