mayhappenstance 

a mix of the words mayhaps and happenstance
which in turn are a mix of the words maybe-perhaps and happen-chance

together it means : perhaps, maybe by chance /he/she/it just happened to be that...

mayhappenstance is used to save time speaking except when the other person asks for an explanation hence more wasted time trying to explain and thus being ironic

Okay, mayhappenstance I was high when i thought of this, im not sure 100% sure, I'm just saying that mayhappenstance it is.

mayhappenstance by FirzenFlamer June 6, 2009

misappeared 

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.

My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

misappeared by Doris Wilbury - Misappearance Specialist March 4, 2008

Missappeared 

When something goes missing it has missappeared

When you drop something and can't find it. I dropped my contact lense and it missappeared.

Missappeared by Clutchie January 5, 2013

Mishappenings 

When something happens during a wild night that was not planned.

Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night
Person 2: What!!!
Person 1: I no, crazy mishappenings

Mishappenings by -Stephen-Potter- February 23, 2008

MISTAPPEAR 

Verb: mysteriously disappear, dunno where it is, not found, missing. Also see mystappear

I wrote the definition for mistappear for this dictionary about 2 years ago, but it mistappeared.

MISTAPPEAR by Sargin November 28, 2005

Misappeared 

When you have lost or can't find someone or something. Can't locate an item. Something or someone has gone missing or has disappeared.

My car keys have mysteriously misappeared.

Where did that guy you came with go? He must of done a misappearing act.

Where are your shoes? They were here a minute ago and now they have misappeared!

Misappeared by Rockwoman November 27, 2012

misappear 

When a person or thing arrives or appears at the wrong time.

I made sure that I had the right date and time because I didn't want to misappear like the last time I was invited to a party at their place and I arrived a whole week early!

misappear by mastacurtis October 13, 2011