meshoppen 

a very small town in pennsylvania full of stuck up hicks who only care about farms, money, and weed

“Where you from?”
“Meshoppen”
“Ew” *blocks*

meshoppen by blakesss March 9, 2021

mesopenia 

step 1: get some mesopenia

step 2: smoke mesopenia

i smoked mesopenia

mesopenia by mesopenia August 19, 2022

mesopenia 

Step 1. Get some Mesopenia
Step 2. Smoke the Mesopenia

That Mesopenia sure did taste good

mesopenia by SALMON O'COMMY August 20, 2022

Mishappenings 

When something happens during a wild night that was not planned.

Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night
Person 2: What!!!
Person 1: I no, crazy mishappenings

Mishappenings by -Stephen-Potter- February 23, 2008

mishappenstance 

when u make a mistake on understanding whats happening

isa - u hate me huh?
emily - no baby, that was a mishappenstance… i love u

isa - ight fosho

mishappenstance by cartiloveme June 29, 2022

menshopping 

Testing male acquaintances with the aim of finding the most beautiful, richest, smartest and funniest bachelor to marry and make many cute fat babies.

Some random guy (wondering): "why does she have such a lot of male friends..."

YMJ : "...she's menshopping."

menshopping by mimimime January 4, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019