ironized 

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

ironized by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

Ionized

To get zooted to the point where black outs come as quickly as seconds go by; from alcohol and or drugs. Originated in Lawrenceville, NJ, Abduls basement.

Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances

Ionized by HawaiianMcGee February 22, 2010

ironied

past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.

Karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch”

ironied by Wink Dinkerson May 2, 2006

ionized particle

Someone who is retarded and mentally unstable

ionized particle: i codded a discord bot!!!
nn: shut up retard

ionized particle by MoleReal May 11, 2023

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

Ionized potato by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

ionized

A bozo which has nothing to do, trying to be stupid

ionized: look at this funny bug
person2: ionized YOU killed ME AT COD
ionized: imagine using shotguns bro...

ionized by ionizeditsmynametoo December 28, 2022

ionized exedus 

A legendary artifact possessed by the mythical Andrei120234.

Andrei: bro better ion exedus cause 1 in 15B and ion caelarius is suck 11B so bad XD

Opticized: Give me ionized exedus

ionized exedus by Opticized June 29, 2024