Monized
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
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cock-morized
When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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monize
Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.
monize by Rose Waker November 20, 2017
Monixed
When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you but you don't care because you like that guy soooo much, like in Semi Pro.
Person 1: sorry your girlfriends cheating.
Person 2: it's ok I'm monixed by him. He's a semi pro basketball player.
Girl: my new boyfriend is monixing the hell out of my old one.
Person 2: it's ok I'm monixed by him. He's a semi pro basketball player.
Girl: my new boyfriend is monixing the hell out of my old one.
Monixed by Ohyeaaaaaah May 6, 2009
dick-motized
Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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