Monized 

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010

cock-morized 

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.

That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.

cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017

monize 

Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.

My best friend Monize is going to the movies with me when no one else would come.

monize by Rose Waker November 20, 2017

Monixed 

When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you but you don't care because you like that guy soooo much, like in Semi Pro.

Person 1: sorry your girlfriends cheating.

Person 2: it's ok I'm monixed by him. He's a semi pro basketball player.

Girl: my new boyfriend is monixing the hell out of my old one.

Monixed by Ohyeaaaaaah May 6, 2009

dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..

“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”

dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022