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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"
Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010
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cock-morized 

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.
My best friend Monize is going to the movies with me when no one else would come.
monize by Rose Waker November 20, 2017
When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you but you don't care because you like that guy soooo much, like in Semi Pro.
Person 1: sorry your girlfriends cheating.

Person 2: it's ok I'm monixed by him. He's a semi pro basketball player.

Girl: my new boyfriend is monixing the hell out of my old one.
Monixed by Ohyeaaaaaah May 6, 2009

dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”
dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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