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minuteman 

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
minuteman by Zalis January 25, 2004

minuteman 

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.
That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!
minuteman by keyshaw September 24, 2004

minute maid 

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.
That girl be a minute maid-- you know how much she makes an hour?
minute maid by kiko man September 7, 2009

Minute maid 

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship
"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
Minute maid by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018

Minute Maid 

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
That guy is such a Minute Maid.
Minute Maid by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

minute maid 

A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.
Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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