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minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
minutemaid by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009
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minuteman 

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
minuteman by Zalis January 25, 2004

minuteman 

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.
That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!
minuteman by keyshaw September 24, 2004

minute maid 

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.
That girl be a minute maid-- you know how much she makes an hour?
minute maid by kiko man September 7, 2009

Minute maid 

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship
"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
Minute maid by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018

Minute Maid 

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
That guy is such a Minute Maid.
Minute Maid by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

minute maid 

A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.
Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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