minuster

A b**ls**t pulpit-palaverer who causes his parishioners to either "leave lighter than they came" --- i.e., engage in major tithing --- or feel less positive/comforted overall after the sermon, when said tedious and lengthy bible-blathering session was supposed to make people feel happier.

Oral Roberts and Jimmy Swaggart were infamous examples of minusters --- people found their sermons both upsetting and financially self-serving.

minuster by QuacksO April 24, 2026

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

Punch the Prime Minister by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

mindsternle 

"a cocksucking racist homophobic loser"
-tnt

mindsternle (Brandon Seville) is theodore seville's homophobic racist discarded switched at birth cousin who loooves gay porn and HATES mario and mappy and loves WORLD BASIL and HATES trans people such as Minty!

Brandon's current relationship is tofus husband....

Mindsternle hates black people

mindsternle by Comeoverhereandkissmeonmyhotmo June 27, 2023

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

sinister minister 

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

sinister minister by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

Minister of Defense 

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

Minister of Defense by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

minister

a protestant clergyman

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?

minister by ScottX September 11, 2006