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Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
Colloquialism for very much, totally, or largely. Commonly used in the 80's and early 90's in the Pennsylvania Lehigh Valley area, by teenagers and adolescents.
Any other definition than this one for minst is minst wrong, dude.
I was a minst awesome box ball player in elementary school.
The hornet is a minst cool mascot for a high school.
Minst by rtw065 October 14, 2020
A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

Minstradamus 

Minstradamus must have foreseen impending injuries because he didn’t want to be anywhere near Jungkook’s muscles!

Best Manister 

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013