minidouche
a person who is not yet able to be a big douche; minidouche. for the little ones still worthy of being a douche bag.
minidouche by eatenbyadeck July 31, 2009
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mendoucheous
A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.
mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009
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Miliadouche
A male in the military that lives life with a general alpha male douche attitude . The miliadouche is very territorial. A large portion of their time is spent in the gym getting yoked. When they party, shit gets fucked up.
Thomas: Hey bruh did you go to the gym today.
Jeff: Yeah i did, but I couldn't work out because a pack of miliadouches had taken over the squat racks.
Jeff: Yeah i did, but I couldn't work out because a pack of miliadouches had taken over the squat racks.
Miliadouche by Nasto17 April 13, 2015
mandouche
mandouche by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008
Crud-mandouche
When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Crud-mandouche by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
misdouchery
concerning the use of a douche to introduce fluids into the body for reasons other than medical or hygiene purposes.
You filled your vagina with jello? Stop this misdouchery at once!
Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire
Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire
misdouchery by alien_from_Europa May 15, 2013
Mandouche
A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.
To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761
To order mandouche call-1-925 818 0761
Mandouche by Kevin, mark and bogdan! October 22, 2009
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