2 definitions by Nasto17

An individual who Always Tells Lame Ass Stories
Here comes Jeff’s ATLAS headass. I wonder if he’s got another lame story about his weekend of canoeing.
by Nasto17 May 22, 2021
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A male in the military that lives life with a general alpha male douche attitude . The miliadouche is very territorial. A large portion of their time is spent in the gym getting yoked. When they party, shit gets fucked up.
Thomas: Hey bruh did you go to the gym today.
Jeff: Yeah i did, but I couldn't work out because a pack of miliadouches had taken over the squat racks.
by Nasto17 April 14, 2015
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