sort out

sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act.

- to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.

<first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out.

<second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i.

by younglad January 12, 2010

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013

Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

by sergio jose da silva April 7, 2011

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

sort you out

verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

bentley's gonna sort you out!

by rich rick December 30, 2009

Sort man out

A term created in Nottingham. Referring to everyday needs.

Person 1 - Safe, lend us a tenner?
Person 2 - Erm.. No
Person 1 - C'mon... Sort man out

by NG5 R3D February 24, 2009

sort you out

To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out.

I know you can't get it working; give me a minute or two and I'll come over there and sort you out.

by Bels November 8, 2005