mingleton 

One who is constantly searching aimlessly for a girls. He/she tries however they aren't able to ever close the deal.

Andreas tried all night to hook up with that chinese girl, but in the end he turned out to just be a mingleton.

mingleton by Absur September 29, 2007

Daquavious Bingleton 

Quandale Dingle's late uncle in law, who sadly passed away at age 18292

A: hey man did you hear that Daquavious Bingleton is fucking dead?
B: NO!!!
Quandale Dingle: i know man it is sad i cried he was too young

Daquavious Bingleton by quivel April 9, 2022

Mingemonger 

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

Mingemonger by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Middleton's Disease 

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.

Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Middleton's Disease by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011

minglong 

The mother of nipponsei (although it is unclear if minglong is male, female, or other). Does "all the real work" of the channel (file acquisition, marking, distribution, bot maintanance, and probably the dishes too). And of course, is under-appreciated.

From all this, despite being the "lowest raking" of all the ops, is thought to have more power than GeneralSmoker and OsisNie put together.

Think about it... who is *really* in charge of your family...

<@minglong> ...
<%div> Fine, I'll change it.
<%div> ;_;

minglong by nipponsei family member February 23, 2005

lake minnetonka 

Where Prince goes to purify himself.

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka

lake minnetonka by HiltonAC September 25, 2006

Fingleton 

Fingleton is a nigga that does not fit in or is seen as out of place.

" That nigga Rico is a fucking Fingleton."
"Are, you a fucking Fingleton."

Fingleton by PlugOnTop November 7, 2022