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Minecraft Bedrock 

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.
Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

Minecraft bedrock 

formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account

Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.

Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"

Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.

The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,

- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage

- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health

- skeletons do not move when attacking you

(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)
Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition

Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids
Minecraft bedrock by Sebastian294 February 12, 2021

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition 

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition is the worst version of Minecraft known to man. Toxicity, bad potting, bad screenshake etc. All known players have at least 1 hack on their PC and cheat their balls off. The shittiest server in this edition of Minecraft is Versai.tk where cheaters rise up! This server has a shit anticheat that doesn't ban PE Androids but ban Win10s who click over 10 CPS. Cheat Engine and Horion Client are very bad and ruin this shit community and make it 10x shittier than original MC PvP. Any server than Versai has 12 block KB making it skill-free.
A bad Minecraft Version is a great example of Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition 

The best edition of Minecraft. Not the buggy version of Minecraft. Has children playing it, and non-toxic players, unlike Java Edition. It has servers like TheHiveMC, Cubecraft, and Galaxite. Just ignore the 4 other server and play the mentioned servers, and you'll see the superior version.
Minecraft Bedrock Edition Player: Hi. I'm a Bedrock Player. We have better bridging, and no 1.9 PvP. We have 1.8 PvP.

minecraft bedrock 

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH MINECRAFT JAVA
MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS TERRIBLE
JAVA FOR LIFE
Kyle: you wanna play minecraft
james: what version
Kyle: Minecraft bedrock
James: DISGUSTING
minecraft bedrock by Glitch Town November 17, 2020

minecraft bedwars fireball spammer

someone who gets no bitches at all they get more guy then bitches
im a minecraft bedwars fireball spammer. other guy what?
well it means i suck at minecrft and im gay
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