Minecraft bedrock

formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account

Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.

Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"

Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.

The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,

- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage

- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health

- skeletons do not move when attacking you

(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)

Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition

Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids

by Sebastian294 February 12, 2021

MKUltra

In simple plain words: a mind control program by the CIA during the cold war

Guy1: I heard that our comrade had been brainwashed by the capitalists

Guy2: yes cos during the nam war, our friend was captured by the capitalists and being experimented in the CIA program "MKUltra"

by Sebastian294 February 25, 2021

Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost

guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things

by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021

Wholesome award

The infamous award in reddit. Apparently, redditors often give this award to serious posts

teenager: *gets brutally killed by a bear*

the redditards: Seems wholesome to me *give wholesome award*

by Sebastian294 December 06, 2020

r/okbuddyretard

A subreddit where you share some stupid ironic memes and also has A lot of Gay retards

Hey this guy from r/okbuddyretard is Gay and retarded

by Sebastian294 January 25, 2020

8x

That classmate who copies your answer

F1: hey dude

F2: what
F1: don't expose your answers to 8x's

by Sebastian294 March 20, 2020

r/redditmoment

just like Reddit moment, you post a submission on that sub where one redditor or a group of redditors do something cringey as hell. in rare instances, there are screenshots of very serious submissions containing a ton of awards. most notably the "wholesome" award, members of the sub typically say phrases like "OMG YOU USED AN EMOJI😮😮😮 SORRY THE RULES IMPLY I MUST DOWNVOTE" or say "keanu chungus wholesome 100" to some sumbmissions

the title : my dad died during a car accident
post : gets 100 wholesome awards and other awards

random redditor in the comments: why is there a ton of wholesome awards? oh well r/redditmoment it goes

by Sebastian294 October 07, 2020