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Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"
Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry
by Sebastian294 March 22, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost
guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things
by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021
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North London

Part of London where it's just crime and stabbing people
Guy1: ey where ye goin?
Guy2: North London

Guy1: ehh good luck on not gettin stabbed
by Sebastian294 March 19, 2021
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MKUltra

In simple plain words: a mind control program by the CIA during the cold war
Guy1: I heard that our comrade had been brainwashed by the capitalists

Guy2: yes cos during the nam war, our friend was captured by the capitalists and being experimented in the CIA program "MKUltra"
by Sebastian294 February 25, 2021
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Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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Minecraft bedrock

formerly "pocket edition" this edition is available between console, mobile, and windows 10. It's also where the majority of Minecraft players play on. It's also named the Microsoft version of Minecraft. Unlike java, this version uses a Microsoft account rather than a mojang account

Not to be confused with Minecraft java, bedrock edition was basically what mojang want minecraft to be. this version is coded in c++ unlike java edition which is obviously coded in java, bedrock is designed to run on low end devices.

Many claim that this edition literally has a ton of bugs when reality, Minecraft java technically has more bugs than bedrock but since the java community loves the bugs, mojang decided that they will call the bugs as "features"

Comparing the UI, bedrock has a somewhat "windows 10" style theme and the logo simply just reads "Minecraft" a non pixelated logo and you are able to see your skin on the right.

The gameplay is similar to java although there are some minor differences from java,

- there is no combat system in bedrock however, combat tools (like the sword) do more damage

- there is no "Spectator mode" and "hardcore mode"
- the wither has more health in java and can do a "dash attack* however, it can't regenerate health

- skeletons do not move when attacking you

(Go to Minecraft wiki for more differences)
Guy 1: ey man, what edition of Minecraft do you play?
Guy 2: Minecraft bedrock edition

Guy 1: Oh coolz time to kill some kids
by Sebastian294 February 12, 2021
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Wholesome award

The infamous award in reddit. Apparently, redditors often give this award to serious posts
teenager: *gets brutally killed by a bear*

the redditards: Seems wholesome to me *give wholesome award*
by Sebastian294 December 6, 2020
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